jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
lasso: The one benefit of people sharing their negative opinions about fat people is that you know who sees you as a person and who sees you as a problem.
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
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arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
thoseforgottenlovers: has anyone ever read the parental guide for labyrinth because
fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
inbox: looking for just text posts?? here you go how about your old themes? no problem need to know your post limit status? check it out need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1
SO MANY DOCTOR WHO FEELS .LIKE THE SCENE WITH RIVER AND THE DOCTOR AND HE KISSES HER AND I DIED SLIGHTLY AHHHHH
Anonymous asked: You're so cute oh. my. god. I love you!
LIKE i hate getting into arguments with people i actually know and like because its like I LIKED YOU I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE A DECENT PERSON and no.
bulletbakas: Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
Laurie Penny’s Saudade There are more of us than you think, kicking off our...– Laurie Penny’s Saudade, from Fifty Shades of Feminism (via mollycrabapple) So good. (via neil-gaiman)
ELEMENTARY IS JUST THE BEST SHOW I MEAN JOAN WATSON IS SO FUCKING COOL AND SHES NOT LIKE A SIDEKICK, ITS LIKE HER STORY AS WELL AS SHERLOCK’S AND THEIR DYNAMIC OH MY GOD I JUST REALLY LOVE ELEMENTARY
so I was lying on my bed and my mum noticed my shirt was missing a button so she jokingly put her hand in where it gaped and like i freaked the fuck out because suddenly it was Daniel slipping his hands inside my shirt and touching me and just no and i made her leave straight away and just lay on my bed and cried and i had to keep hitting myself so that it would feel like my body was mine and...
When Mahatma Gandhi launched his campaign of peaceful resistance, Churchill...– Not his finest hour: The dark side of Winston Churchill (via coooode)
survivinginthe-now said: a well fitting bra is life changing. i remeber my mum went to a big boob bra shops (uh i forget the name) and she came home so damn excited and took me next week and it’s revolutionary! i know, it’s so much more comfortable now! still going to have a go at the bra fitting service at bravissimo because yknow..they’re professionals, but im so glad im not wearing...
and i carry the scars on my soul: fuckyeahcracker:... →
fuckyeahcracker: Effects Of Thinking White People Are “All Like That”: Literally nothing other than white people having their feelings hurt on the internet I’m not joking there is no real world consequence of this Effects Of Thinking People of Color Are “All Like That”: Saudi…
(✿◠‿◠): A bunch of "Very Short Introduction" books... →
objet-punk-a: Anarchism - A Very Short Introduction.pdf Antisemitism - A Very Short Introduction.pdf Aristotle - A Very Short Introduction.pdf Barthes - A Very Short Indroduction.pdf Catholicism - A Very Short Introduction.pdf Christian Art - A Very Short Introduction.pdf Clausewitz - A Very Short Introduction.pdf Communism - A Very Short Introduction.pdf Consciousness - A Very Short...
Elementary, which airs on the CBS Television Network, is the season’s #1 new...– Aww, look at this worldwide hit. (via mycrofttholmes)
ladykatiekay: thisgingerisback: necrophilic: when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’ THE FISH IS PERFECT
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND A BRA THAT FITS ME ALMOST PERFECTLY okay its curvy kate (i think it might be fake because it was so cheap but this was mostly just to try and find my size anyway) and it fits so well so I guess I have a general idea of my bra size now ITS AROUND 30G EVERYONE SHOULD GO MEASURE THEMSELVES BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A 36DD/34E AND IT WAS NOT COMFORTABLE this is a revelation
theperksofbeingafanaticfangirl: lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing
TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE HAVE BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS PHYSICS TEST AND I AM WOEFULLY UNDERPREPARED DESPITE ACTUALLY TRYING TO REVISE OH GOD IF I GET AN A I WILL PROBABLY CRY